Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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