Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
false alarm. still invincible.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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