Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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