omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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