She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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