Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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