Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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