I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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