She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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