She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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