so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
