it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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