Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
dude. I can hear the air.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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