i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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