I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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