We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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