I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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