hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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