How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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