remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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