A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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