What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
