This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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