can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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