yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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