friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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