I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Randomize
