living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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