Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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