Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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