i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'm having to shit out rocks
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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