i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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