You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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