Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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