I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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