its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
