Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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