I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
