Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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