well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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