What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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