Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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