I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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