Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I lost the right to judge tonight
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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