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For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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