I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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