Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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