Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
they need to just BURY HIM!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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