I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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