also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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