White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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