You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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