My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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